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JEWELER IDENTIFIES CAUSE OF EAST COAST EARTHQUAKE August 25, 2011 (0 comments)

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New York--The Centurion was sent this yesterday by Rami Uziel of Rina Limor for JR Gold Designs and we thought you would enjoy it:

"The Weather Channel says yesterday's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.

Republicans are calling it Obama's Fault, though Democrats say it's really Bush's Fault.

Other theories are that it was the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves, or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington."

Meanwhile, this report from Hamptonroads.com identified another sound occurring shortly after the tremors stopped: snickering coming from the West coast. The above photo, repeatedly Tweeted and Facebooked, was identified as "Washington D.C. Earthquake Devastation."

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